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Show off your inner geometry geek (and your excellent taste in puns) with our Hippotenuse tee. A cheerful hippo in full professor regalia struts confidently across the chest, declaring that being “sqrt(hippo² + tenuse²) = awesome” is the only theorem that matters. It’s the perfect conversation-starter for study group, maths club, or laid-back weekends when you want your humour as crisp as your angles.
Why you’ll love it
Maths-class meets streetwear – playful graphic that only the initiated will fully get.
Soft, breathable cotton knit – comfy enough for marathon revision sessions or all-night coding sprints.
Unisex regular cut – neither boxy nor clingy; sits just right on every body type.
Colour-fast print – bright pigments that stay sharp wash after wash.
Find your fit (read this part!)
Our shirts follow ASIA sizing, which runs about one to two sizes smaller than standard US/EU cuts. Use the quick guide below—if you’re between sizes, go up rather than down:
ASIA size | Approx. EU | Approx. US | Bust* | Length* | Shoulder* | Sleeve* |
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S | XXS | XS | 90 cm / 35.4″ | 61 cm / 24.0″ | 42 cm / 16.5″ | 20 cm / 7.9″ |
M | XS | S | 94 cm / 37.0″ | 63 cm / 24.8″ | 44 cm / 17.3″ | 20 cm / 7.9″ |
L | S | M | 98 cm / 38.6″ | 65 cm / 25.6″ | 46 cm / 18.1″ | 20 cm / 7.9″ |
XL | M | L | 102 cm / 40.2″ | 67 cm / 26.4″ | 48 cm / 18.9″ | 20 cm / 7.9″ |
XXL | L | XL | 106 cm / 41.7″ | 69 cm / 27.2″ | 50 cm / 19.7″ | 21 cm / 8.3″ |
XXXL | XL | XXL | 110 cm / 43.3″ | 71 cm / 28.0″ | 50 cm / 19.7″ | 21 cm / 8.3″ |
*Measured flat. Please allow a 1–3 cm variation due to manual measuring.
Pro tip: If you usually wear a unisex US-L, order ASIA XL. When in doubt, lay your favourite tee flat, measure bust width and length, and compare.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out.
No bleach or harsh detergents—keep that hippo happy.
Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest life.
If ironing is a must, press inside-out, avoiding the print.
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